The following are some quotes overheard in gaming situations. They made perfect sense at the time.
Ewwwww ... What's up my ass now?
Larry Bingham, The Keep, 9 May 2009, Formula D
GM: Ha ... Dark Channel! Farmer, attack Ian!
Farmer: I rolled. I missed completely.
Me: Well, that's what you get for using a mind control spell on an idiot.
Matt Taylor, Davd Farmer, David Ternes, The Keep, 13 December 2008, Descent
Someone please cast Stone Skin on my bowels.
Jeff Deacon, The Keep, 18 July 2008, No game
Villen #1: There's an elf out front buggering your horse.
Villen #2: What? Again?
David Ternes & Jeremy Mozillo, The Keep, 24 March 2008, Warhammer Fantasy Roleplaying
GM: What are you doing?
Me: Cowering behind a tree to avoid getting shot again.
GM: But what is your action?
Me: Cowering IS an action!
Matt Taylor & David Ternes, The Keep, 10 March 2008, Warhammer Fantasy Roleplaying
You tell me I'm too predictable, so I try to be unpredictable, and kill myself.
Andy Berger, The Keep, 17 March 2007, Blue Max
I'd never drop MY pants in combat!
Don Moehlenkamp, The Keep, 4 July 2006, Johnny Reb II
I had them make a "find anus" roll ... and so the alien monster was sodomized-to-death.
Jay Ertel, The Keep, 4 July 2006, describing a Modern D20 game.
Go grab a wet towel and a cutlass; and get into this fight!
Rob Gray, The Keep, 2002, Star Trek Starship Tactical Combat Simulator
I've got wood. I need sheep.
Art Perlman, The Keep, 29 April 2000, Settlers of Catan
I was a god!!! Then the game ended.
William Hart, The Keep, 20 November 1999, DragonWars
I rolled dice. Something died! I'm not sure what the premise of the game is; but it's dead.
Dee Davis, PentaCon XV, 14 November 1999, Angel War
Once we've got everyone motivated ... we tell them to wait.
Rob Gray, The Keep, 17 July 1999, Alternity
Aaaaaagh ... Kent's got his hand stuck up a weasel!
Rob Gray, The Keep, 17 July 1999, Alternity
It smells like baby diapers!
Well, then, you shouldn't be eating out of it, should you?
Terry Hobbs & David Ternes, The Keep, 3 July 1999, Alternity
Man ... this is the sort of building you wish you had a sword and rubber boots in.
Scott Smith, The Keep, 3 July 1999, Alternity
How long are the hours?
David Farmer, The Keep, 19 June 1999, Alternity
It is only because I hang out with snobby elves that I have to kill people to get any attention.
Rob Gray, The Keep, 18 June 1999, Warhammer Quest
That sounds like something a stupid dead thing would say.
Jay Ertel, The Keep, 18 June 1999, Warhammer Quest
He meant "anti-grav" despite the fact that you heard "eggroll."
Rob Gray, The Keep, 1 May 1999, Alternity
Me: Does my character have to be alive to use his special ability?
GM: [Sighing] ... I guess not.
David Ternes, The Keep, 22 February 1999, Orcs At The Gate
No! Roll a different die! No, another die! You failed every damned roll you made on that yellow die! ... No! ... No! ... See!!
Rob Gray to Jennifer Pipenger, The Keep, 26 December 1998, Warhammer Quest
Who wants to next follow the vomiting dark elf?
Jay Ertel, The Keep, 26 December 1998, Warhammer Quest
No, they're just normal warped elves.
Ken Buchs, The Keep, 11 December 1998, Dragon Storm
THESE are the living zombies ... THOSE are the dead zombies.
Joe Kogin, The Keep, October 1998, Warzone
But decapitating her would still be bad. Wouldn't it?
Unknown, The Keep, 17 October 1998, AD&D
Creating a world can take a lot of effort ... [sigh]
Eric Howard, The Keep, September 1998, AD&D
A woman driver, in a heavily armored, tracked vehicle in reverse, trying to hit what's behind her. That's an automatic collision, isn't it?
David Ternes, Wizards Keep, 1993, Morrow Project
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